BEST CHOICE TO REPLACE EGYPTIAN PRESIDENT MUBARAK

I am the best choice. Because: 1.) I would decrease military spending; 2.) I would take those funds and instead spend them on schools, hospitals, and infrastructure; 3.) I would institute a secular government; 4.) if my policies led to disaster I would abdicate my position.

The Big Lebowski - Gutterballs, Kenny Rogers

I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in:

Kenny Rogers!